Feb 17 2008
Heather Mills, according to Hugo Rifkind
My Week: Heather Mills – according to Hugo Rifkind.
From The Times, 16 February:
I’ve had enough! I’m going to sack Paul and divorce myself. I’m only thinking of my daughter. Ninety per cent of global warming comes from cows! I left home before I was born. You people make me sick.
Brilliant. Just brilliant. Read the rest.
Good, but he’s still just “your mum”‘s version of the incomparable Marina Hyde’s ‘a peek at the diary of…’ bits in the Saturday Guardian [irritatingly, none of the links to which I can find thanks to the website's 43rd reorganisation in three weeks...]
This week’s Madonna:
“How very typical of the United Nations to be retroactively expressing doubts about my Raising Malawi fundraiser, which I held on the lawn of their New York headquarters last week. Who cares if I did it in association with Gucci, and pegged it to the opening of their new Fifth Avenue store? Can we please start looking at the bigger picture here, secretary general? There’s always controversy surrounding anything that involves change.”